my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people
I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need
throwback to the time my partner put in his 2 week notice with a birthday card for a 2 year old
King
Once I got a card that said “BEST GREAT GRANPA EVER!!”
I’m a teenager
Since Spock is still alive when Lower Decks takes place, I can definitely see Boimler and Mariner (especially Boimler) going to track him down.
Boimler: Mr. Spock! Mr. Spock! Sir! Remember me!? Remember us!? We came from the future! You smiled at me so creepily!
Mariner: You were so hot when you were our age!
Spock: 🤨
Boimler: Mariner, why’d you say that? You probably offended him!
Mariner: I meant it as a compliment!
Spock: Yes, I remember you two and your chaos.
Boimler & Mariner: *high pitched squeals*
‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.
What does this gif have to do with werewolves?
if you have to ask you’re not ready
can you explain? i don’t get it
This is like someone just informed the newcomers about the devils sacrament taking place every full moon and the devil itself popped up asking “what sacrament?” with a cheshire grin.
There’s something extremely funny to me about seeing “critically acclaimed” followed by “mostly negative (12,477)”
It's even funnier now.
the phrases "kill myself" "kill yourself" "let's kill ourselves" are sacred because brands cannot use them. holy in the literal sense
i have not seen this meme in so long im loving it
one of the reasons i love tumblr is that occasionally classic memes like this show up on my dashboard
It’s like reaching into the cupboard for food and accidentally finding a 19 year old can of soup that you’ve kept for sentimental reasons
maybe this is a hot take but i think people's obsession with the found family dynamic and the need to call every friendship a "sibling dynamic" or something in that vein is not actually moving towards a better appreciation for platonic relationships as people like to claim that it is because people have just moved from framing everything as romantic because it fits into a nuclear family structure to framing everything as family-oriented because it fits a nuclear family structure as if friendship alone isn't enough. which is exactly the opposite of the point that people claim to be making. i have nothing against the found family trope inherently and i am never looking to police the way people enjoy media but i think the reason found family has latched on to the collective fandom consciousness so much is because it fits easily into the structure of relationships that we have been taught to see as the model just as with romantic pairings and i wish people would be happy to just call characters friends and understand that that is a meaningful and profound relationship in and of itself.
Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe
How high was I last night?
How much lamb stew did I want to make??
1,814¾ lbs of Lamb????
>960 cups beef broth
>2 bay leaves
the unfathomable power of bay leaf
Not to be a drooling socialist cuck, but if a full day's labour can't purchase three square meals, 24 hour's worth of rent and utilities, a fraction of a month's clothing budget, and a reasonable portion to be saved for when you can no longer comfortably work, what the fuck are we doing shit for
mellivora asked:
I've been following you for a while and I know you're struggling with the job search and wrestling, and I don't want to say something condescending like "You've been so strong!" but you do have a tenacity that I admire. I know you've got no choice but to keep trying, at least with the job search, but it doesn't make you weak to be sad about having to try so much. It's frustrating, and it's valid to be frustrated.
I don't know. I had to quit wrestling school and can't work because of back pain, and I don't want to be like "At least you're not like me!" or anything, but I guess I sympathize/empathize. You have to live with the frustration and the crying sometimes, but hopefully it gets easier, hopefully it hurts less and you get more opportunities.
This is so nice of you to send me. Thank you 🥺 I am trying to work with going through class with not the greatest back while also trying to get with docs to address persistent issues. Which is why I struggle with stuff since it makes me throw my hips the wrong way. And then working on the strength and cardio aspects (cardio is evil). I know I always have the backstage stuff I am working with the promotion on. But I am not ready to give up the ring yet especially since in the current timeline coach doesn’t know when or how far out a second wave would be. He keeps getting people wanting to know when the next session would be and there isn’t an answer. So it is good he’s focusing on us rather than slamming us through.
I probably wouldn’t even be able to show up without the power of Lexapro and Britney Spears’ song catalog. So I guess I wasn’t understanding the next hill of challenge I would have ahead or wasn’t thinking about it once I cleared anxiety. I know it takes time to click and I shouldn’t measure myself against the dudes. Its just so hard not to. I think the one slight victory is I didn’t kick and scream and quit class on the spot. I took myself outside to try to gather myself. Sometimes the whole PUSH THRU attitude isn’t a good thing. And I yelled at the assistant coach last night because I wanted to pause during a drill to reset my brain and he told me to hop out when I could have kept going. Eyy I advocate for myself.
Still can’t shoulder roll for shit!
Again thank you thank you thank you <33
